Contrary to my nick, the workouts are unlikely to be mad. Some stats:
Age: 29
Height: 164 cm
Weight: 79 kg
Fitness level: Amoeba level (still working towards the first pull-up in my entire life)
Job: Educator
As above, I'm unfit, unhealthy, untoned, heavy, and inexperienced. I have done very little physical activities in the past because of a congenital heart condition (VSD). Cardio is generally out for me, and so are most sports. Gymnastics seemed like the best option, though even this is limited since I can't do most of the ring moves in my house at the moment. I am able to do ring push-ups and rows, though that's about it (can't even progress to he Bulgarian versions at the moment because of lack of lateral space).
I am going to attempt one workout every two days at least, partly because of my work and home responsibilities and also because I just plain ache too much the day after. If anyone has any advice and tips or suggestions, please do post them here or PM me. I would love, love, love to hear from the experienced ones.
The workout logs proper will start on Monday where I'll attempt the WOD with the appropriate subs (if I can). Tomorrow (Sunday), I'll just do a fitness test to use as benchmarks. Thanks for reading!