Howdy, lil' O from Sweden reporting.
The stars were shining, I could feel the slightly humid grass against my fingers as the overwhelming feeling of having my ego crushed flushed through my mind. First exercise of the easiest program. The crab of doom is viciously fighting with my shoulders. They are tight, while my performance isn't. I lose. I gaze at the moon, getting a little bit encouraged and try some more. Then, running from this mental torture, I, in my humbled state of mind starts to imitate an ape. Slowly limping around, in the end quite smoothly. All the heavy squatting i've been doing is finally paying off, I can do a great ape, if I had a banana, it would be perfect.
I have a new daily exercise; i'm going to make the crab my friend. Maybe some shoulder dislocates will speed the process up a little bit, i've heard crabs like those.
Olle out